丑陋的真相

这绝不仅仅是部爱情喜剧，评五星的考虑如下：一丶情节＝有人觉得像美国人的问候一样虚假，有人则觉得像自己伴侣的高潮一般真实；二丶表演＝有瑕疵但足够流畅，语言运用精彩绝伦；三丶音乐＝与剧情配合得很好，让人感觉不到存在，十分；四丶摄影＝足够舒服五丶以上都不足以超过三星，重要的总是超越电影本身的第五项元素：１丶 Mike在片中提出的四大原则，不仅要做为剩女钓凯子的经典来反覆观摩体会，也值得所有已婚妇女揣测学习；Take marriage, for instance.It's about social pressure, status and sex.这些年，见过太多合久了的分，见过太多背叛丶淫媒丶外遇丶堕胎……见过太多傻乎乎的女人，还有她们人模狗样，演技卓绝的男人们。“当我沉默着的时候，我觉得充实；我将开口，同时感到空虚”。如片中所阐释，人性相对於灵长类的其他亲戚并无多少长进。其他我还能说什麽吗？Man are simple, we cannot be trained.只能借此评论，劝各位女兄弟，好自为之。２丶 往深里说，Ugly truth并非一个庸俗的笑话，它不仅存在男女情感生活，而是贯穿社会人生的种种。生活，就像大都市的夜景，往往是那些虚幻的点点灯火让人注目，而多数的真实却在黑暗中隐没不见。十三年前，我曾对思索已久的问题做过一个演讲：关於“什麽是成熟”。多年过去，今天的我仍然无法说清什麽是成熟。虽然我知道，成熟是让一个男人真正具有魅力的品质。经历过很多事，再看这样的电影，我才开始明白，成熟是一种不可言说的东西，是你看穿了夜幕笼罩背後或美好或是丑恶的真实，包括看穿了真实的自己，却仍能平静丶乐观面对的那种态度。３丶 瑞典营销大师奥尔森只向我力荐过两部经典电影，上一部是Thank you for smoking http://movie.douban.com/subject/1498811/在此一并推荐。`•.¸¸.•´ˉ`•.¸¸.•´ˉ`•.¸¸.•´ˉ`•.¸¸.•´ˉ`•.¸¸.•´ˉ`•.¸¸.•´ˉ`•.•´ˉ`•.¸¸.•´ˉ`•.•´ˉ`•.¸ ><((((º> 以下给女孩和女人看的Rule #1: Never criticize- Even if it's constructive?- Never.Men are incapable of growth, change or progress.For men, self-improvement ends at toilet training.Rule #2: Laugh at whatever he says.- What if what he says isn't funny?- That's irrelevant.- A fake laugh is like a fake orgasm.- A fake orgasm is good?-No, but a fake orgasm is better than no orgasm at all.- A fake orgasm is no orgasm.- Only to you. You're not the only person in the room, you know. Let's not be selfish.-LOL-Now, that was perfect.- Real or fake?- You'll never know.Rule #3 Men are very visual.- We have to change your look.- What's wrong with my look?-Abby, you're a very attractive woman, but you are completely inaccessible.  You're all about comfort and efficiency. -What's wrong with comfort?-Well, nothing, except no one wants to fuck it.We need cocktail dresses......tight jeans and some bras that'll make my friend's breasts......sit up and say hello.- They're not saying hello now?- What are they saying?- They're giving more of a passing nod......rather than an outright greeting.  Boobies in this thing say,"Put me in your mouth, I taste good."Length is very important. We need short enough to see some thigh, but not so short to see vag.- Vag says you're trying too hard.Jeans are all about the curvature of the ass.You've... Well, you've got the raw materials.Now all you need is the proper presentation.Rule #4: Never talk about your problems because men don't really listen or care.- Some men care.- No, some men pretend to care.When we ask you how you're doing, it's guy code for:"Let me stick my dick in your ass."If he's even remotely into you he's probably thought about your orifices at least 10 times.-I love how you assume all men are as perverse as you are.Oh, I don't assume. I know.We have to make your hair longer.Men like something to grab onto other than your ass.Abby, a ponytail implies that you are either operating heavy machinery or emptying the litter box.Neither of those things inspires an erection.-I don't wanna be perceived as a bimbo. I mean...-And I don't want you to be a bimbo.You have to be two people: the saint and the sinner.The librarian and the stripper.On the one hand, you have to push the guy away with a cold indifference on the other, you have to be a sexually teasing tornado.`•.¸¸.•´ˉ`•.¸¸.•´ˉ`•.¸¸.•´ˉ`•.¸¸.•´ˉ`•.¸¸.•´ˉ`•.¸¸.•´ˉ`•.•´ˉ`•.¸¸.•´ˉ`•.•´ˉ`•.¸ ><((((º> 以下是给男人看的So there you have it. Never assume a girl is easy or assume she's a prude.There are many layers in between. And it's your job, gentlemen, to peel back those layers and figure out exactly what typeof woman you're dealing with.Because once you do peel back those layers, my friends her lady garden awaits.And I'm pretty sure you're gonna wanna fertilize that patch of petunias.-What advice would you give to the people out there that are looking for love?- My advice would be: Don't do it.I mean, try to find lust instead. It's a lot easier and a lot less messy.Blue balls, they only last a few hours, but a broken heart, that can last years.-Goodness me. Tell me, then. What's her name?-Who?-The woman that screwed you up. She must have been a doozy.-Well, like I said, better a floozy than a doozy.`•.¸¸.•´ˉ`•.¸¸.•´ˉ`•.¸¸.•´ˉ`•.¸¸.•´ˉ`•.¸¸.•´ˉ`•.¸¸.•´ˉ`•.•´ˉ`•.¸¸.•´ˉ`•.•´ˉ`•.¸ ><((((º>还有些truth,自己看片吧。

豆瓣6.7分，9.5万人评价——这个分数对一部爆米花喜剧来说不算差，但专业影评人几乎一边倒地给出了差评。被批“公式化的美式浪漫喜剧”“整体叙事无趣且缺乏魅力”，甚至两性观点被指“刻板冒犯”。我完全同意这些批评，但为什么还要看？因为凯瑟琳·海格尔和杰拉德·巴特勒的化学反应真的能打。先说公式化。剧情套路再熟悉不过：事业女强人遇到完美先生，损友帮忙追爱，最后发现真爱就在身边。从《当哈利遇到莎莉》到《爱情与灵药》，这个模板用了三十年。有意思的是，问题是《丑陋的真相》连基本的人物弧光都懒得做。艾比的人设是“完美主义女神经”，麦克则是“毒舌直男癌”——他们的转变全靠台词喊出来，而不是靠情节推进。麦克突然从粗俗变成深情，艾比突然从保守变成开放，转折生硬得像撞墙。再说刻板印象。影片把两性关系简化成“男人只用下半身思考”“女人只想要婚姻”，然后以此为笑点。比如麦克教艾比发短信时不要用标点符号、要假装工作忙——这些“技巧”现在看简直像上个世纪的遗物。更过分的是，片尾艾比在直播中自曝内裤颜色来挽回麦克，这种为了所谓“突破自我”的情节，放到今天妥妥会被骂物化女性。难怪它在日本被评为R-15，青少年确实不该学这套。但说回娱乐性，这片子确实够笑。巴特勒和海格尔的台词节奏抓得稳，吵架互怼的片段几乎弹无虚发。尤其是麦克教艾比用“烤奶酪”暗示性需求的桥段，低俗但好笑。两位主演的颜值和肢体语言也撑起了俗套爱情戏的荷尔蒙——海格尔的知性美和巴特勒的痞气天然互补，重逢吻戏甚至让整部片瞬间提升半颗星。第12届青少年选择奖提名最佳爱情喜剧男演员不是白给的，观众确实爱看他们斗嘴。所以结论很分裂：作为电影节展映作品，它不合格；作为周末沙发上的消遣，它又刚好及格。专业媒体骂它无趣寒酸，但普通观众觉得“男女主好嗑”“放松心情够用”——这种分歧本身就是浪漫喜剧的宿命。追求深度的人请绕道，但如果你只是想看两个好看的人谈恋爱顺便笑一笑，《丑陋的真相》不会让你失望，但也仅此而已。